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Havent updated in a cwhile, and people keep telling me to upcrate it.

While your bored all you can do is watch funny shit on youtube.

Two cats talking to eachother....

And i was on youtube randomly watching the most weird shit and snowboard videos came up and this one was editing really similier to PVWHL..

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Since I've been hurt I have tried to get good or better at another hobby. During this injury I have taken up the art of cooking. I haven't tried to cook anything really fancy in a while. But I think I am getting the hang of it. Scrambled eggs in the morning with a weird parfait thingy I make and some green tea is how I eat breakfast every morning, mmm. And today for lunch I realized we didn't have much to make with so I went into DGAF mode, and created a VERY yummpee dish. I call it DGAFotta. Kinda like Risotto but with a lil DGAF twist on it. Here it is!

What you need is this: Water, Chicken Broth, Fresh Garlic, Fresh Onion, Wild Rice, Oregano, Parmesan Cheese, Olive Oil, Butter, Sea Salt or Reg Salt, Pepper.

Here is wat to do, bring water to a boil, dump rice in, remember to double water amount to how many cups of rice you have. For this I used two cups of rice so therefore I use 4 cups of water. Once water is all gonepee, dump like 2 cups worth of chicken broth into the rice and turn the heat downpee. Let that simmerpee and you should chop up some fresh garlic cloves, (DONT use powder!!) doesn't taste the same n shit, also start to mince up some onions.... Get a frying pan out and pour some olive oil onto it and turn to medium high. Sauté the onion till they start to caramelize, then add the chopped up garlic cloves and cook for about 1 to 1.5 min. By this time the rice should be almost done soaking up the broth. Turn heat down and let it simmer on LOW heat. Add some butter to it, maypee like a a half inch or so cut if you cut off the butter stick. Add that in, and while that melts in. If you can, get fresh parmesan cheese in block form so you can grate it. Once you grate the cheese add that in too to melt it also, add some oregano spice to it and then pour in some olive oil. Add a little bit of sea salt to taste and barely any pepper. Mix up and pour into a bowl. Add super fine grated parmasan cheese to the top and ENJOI!!!!!

Here it is!! Super rich and creamy. Pretty healthpee too since its organic butterpee, good quality olive oil, and I used wild rice. Yummyyyy!!

Old video part

Around the age of 15 or 16. So funny. I rock and roll buckys mini ramp with a broken arm on a long board. Pretty dgaf actually. Cuz that cast was a freshy then. But this is me and bry guys part from Bucky Millers DTFT

I can do shit again, sorta.

I got my gay cast thingy off. And I can walk and shit but I still cant skate for like 3 more weekish. Well, 2 weeks and 4 days now. This video is so sick

I went up north to the snow this weekend and my foot was fucking killing me. The metal in my foot does not like cold holy fuck.

Some very entertaining websites....!!!

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/

http://sickanimation.com/

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

Amaziiiiiiiiing

More Parts

This song is crazpee but pretty good and I kant tell what there saying, something like in spanish or some shit but regardless, Ty Guys part is pretty sicktor.

Jake Johnsonville Brat's part is soooooo sweet

Leo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But enough of this fucking happy shit,,,! I need something to hate on.. You ever ride in fucking cars where the window just rolls down kinda sorta close to all the way down?? Like what the fuck!!! Come on....!!! How are you supposed to chill with a window that wont roll the fuck down. You cant yell at people on the street good either. Such bullshit....!!!!!

Mother fucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im not really mad though heh... Just though I should let you know for whoever even reads my shitpee blog anymore.